I mostly just raked up the leaves from the front lawn...as if to say "Hey neighbors! I'm not like that other guy (who didn't take care of stuff). Oh no! I'm raking leaves in January...because I rock..." etc.
Then I found out that the Monkey has strep and spent the night running around getting prescriptions filled and ferreting out clear liquids... :(
4 comments:
Drinking 1-2 beers while doing yardwork = refreshing!
Drinking a 6 pack while doing yardwork = countdown to personal injury.
Drinking a case of beer while "doing yardwork" = domestic disturbance suspect on last week's episode of COPS.
Know the difference. =)
Ha!! I am squarely in category A.
I mostly just raked up the leaves from the front lawn...as if to say "Hey neighbors! I'm not like that other guy (who didn't take care of stuff). Oh no! I'm raking leaves in January...because I rock..." etc.
Then I found out that the Monkey has strep and spent the night running around getting prescriptions filled and ferreting out clear liquids... :(
Drinking a beer while running around getting prescriptions filled for your sick son = also awesome!
...or would have been if those two things had been hours and hours closer together.
I think I'm failing at this whole redneck mom thing.
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