Monkeydad: Um...you don't have any milk.
Me: Yes I do.
Monkeydad: No, you don't.
Me: You mean the carton is empty? Because it's right there in the fridge...I used it this morning. I'm sure I put it back... It's in the big red carton...?
Monkeydad: (opening the refrigerator) I didn't see any...ohhh...heh. I see it now. Well, he wanted milk and all I saw was this little bottle with the spots on it...so I gave him some of that...
Me: You...what?!? Oh geez...
Monkeydad (sheepishly): ...he really liked it!
4 comments:
The one that says "half and half" on it? Genius, Monkeydad.
In fairness, the label may have been facing the back at the time... I pointed out that living with a 5 year old generally necessitates keeping more than a half pint of "milk" on hand...
...and also? The carton of actual milk is HEY LOOK I'M OVER HERE BEING ALL BRIGHT RED!
Heh. :)
Who drinks milk from a cardboard carton? I'd be confused too.
Bottle with cow like spots - must be milk. Boy logic.
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