Me: You know what? I'm awfully glad to know you.
Monkey: Pfft. But you've always known me!!
Me: Oh! (dramatic forehead thwack) That's right. I made you!
Monkey: You didn't make me...God did!
Would someone please reassure my mother that even though we don't have a regular church out here, the Monkey's doing just fine.
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