Monkey: When I grow up, I'm going to be an astronaut!
Me: Oooh! Will you take me for a ride on your rocket?
Monkey: Sure! I'll take you to the mooooon....
Me: Pshh. I don't want to go to the moon. That's already been done. I want to go to a different planet.
Monkey: Oh. Ok. Which planet do you want to go to?
Me: Hmm....how about....
Monkey: I know!!! CANADA!
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I've been there - it's like another planet. In fact, it's more foreign than the moon, since I know for a fact the moon is American. I saw a picture of our flag on it. Canada has some totally different flag. They worship trees, from what I gather.
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