*THUD*
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpt*
Me: glurg?
(Monkey climbs in bed with me and elbows me at least twice)
Me: arughoof
Monkey: Take your hair down so I can play with it!!!
Me: nnnnf
Monkey: Okaaaay....now shake it out so it's nice and....there. That's better.
(5 minutes of silence....ahhhh)
Monkey: (suddenly sitting bolt upright) Look!!! I can grab my hand like this...
Me: eurgh?
Monkey: Here. You try it!
Me: (rolling over) Um...wha?
Monkey: Grab my hand...here....like this.
(I attempt to oblige through slitted eyes)
Monkey: See? You can't squish it all the way. Wanna know why?
(...this is a rhetorical question. I wait.)
Monkey: (knowingly) ....because of the bones.
StripMallCity, MD; January 20th 2007; 6:00 a.m.:
Monkey Discovers Bones...Shares Skeletal Secret With World
...oounf.
2 comments:
i think i did the same exact thing to my mom and dad, too. only . . . they're karate teachers. so the fun and games ended abruptly when one of them would get annoyed and kick us out. literally.
Hahaha I love this in 8 ways.
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