It turns out that it's really important to account for your dryer sheets.
Because let's say you've not accounted for a dryer sheet...and let's say that the dryer sheet you haven't accounted for happens to have a strong affinity for a bedsheet...such a strong affinity that it manages to stay attached to the bedsheet through the fluffing and sleeping and rolling around and the trip back to the laundry.
Well, if that's the case, that little dryer sheet might just get separated from its bedsheet in the wash...and it might get sucked into (and, consequently, out of) the water hose when the washer drains... And if it gets sucked into (and, consequently, out of) the water hose, it might wind up blocking the drain on the basin...which might cause your entire laundry room to flood.
And if your laundry room floods on the very morning that you were up at 4:15 a.m. because you had a head full of steam to get to work early for a project, you won't be there early at all because you'll spend two hours cleaning your laundry room. And if you spend two hours cleaning your laundry room on the day you were trying really really hard to impress your SuperRealtor(tm) friend with your house, you'll realize that you also have to wash all the towels you used to clean the floor.
And if you wash all the towels you used to clean the floor, you're going to have to dry them. And in order to dry them, you're going to have to finish drying your sheets first. And when you dry your sheets, you're probably going to use a dryer sheet.
And it's really important to account for your dryer sheets...
1 comment:
Hahahaha. That sucks. And is hilarious. And sucks. Oh! I forgot to mention my new year's plans in the e-mail - I'm planning on going to the norwegian fiddler's house for some dancin' (I'M A NERD) but then I'll probably swing by Miss Shirley's. :) Will you and the monkey be there til midnight?
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