Appropo of nothing, the Monkey appeared at the bottom of the stairs while I was getting ready in the bathroom upstairs...
Monkey: Do you know what Quicken Smart Loans can do?
Me: What?
Monkey: It can put thousands of dollars back in your pocket!!!!!
Me: Oh...yeah?
Monkey: Don't you want thousands of dollars?
Me: Well, yeah, but you know, there's usually catc...
Monkey: ...because Quicken Smart Loans will put thousands of dollars back in your pocket!
Me: Who do you suppose took it out of my pocket in the first place?
Monkey: If we had a dog or a cat, do you know what we'd need?
Me: What?
Monkey: A Shed-Ender!
Me: Are you watching commercials again?
Monkey: Ooh! It's the Dino Thunder with two white rangers! I love that one!
...and *zoom!* he's off.
Maybe the TV should "break" at some unspecified point in the future. Hrm...
1 comment:
You know what happens if the TV breaks? Radio jingles. All day long. "Maaakin' beeeautiful mem'ries! Scrapboook Suuperstooorrrre - oooooh!" Maybe not that one - I don't think they advertise outside of, like, a mile from here.
(My verification word had an l followed by five m's. That's weird.)
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