My Department's Holiday Party was today. Last year, I terrified my then-new colleagues by doing really well on the Holiday-Themed Word Games. I believe the word "freak" was uttered a time or two... Heh. I told them I'm really a wordy-girl at heart; I just happen to be in a numbers profession.
Anyway, so this year, there was another word game...and I won again. I chose my prize based on the size and shape of the bag: which looked happily like a wine bag. Mmm... Wine. I like wine. Wine for the holidays would be spectacular in particular because I have no one to share the bottle with, so more for me. Woohoo!
When I opened the wine-shaped bag I found, in fact, not wine, but a bottle of pepper vinegar. Pepper vinegar isn't nearly as good as wine. Pepper vinegar isn't the sort of thing you sit sipping in front of a Christmas tree. I do like hot things though, so maybe it won't be so bad. I checked the tag to see what kind of peppers were in it...and right there, written in large, friendly letters was my answer:
NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
Mmm. Right then.
*sigh*
5 comments:
exCUSE me? Vinegar that's not for human consumption? WTF?
It's "decorative." Like those pickled vegetables that look pretty, but that you're also not supposed to eat.
How much you wanna bet that's a regift?
*waves*
Hi, TG!
Hey...is that a 'Bee in my blog!! Hiya! :)
Miss L, that is the dumbest thing I have heard in a long time. Who the hell wants *decorative* vinegar?
Hopefully the person I ultimately gift it to?
Bwahahahaha! :D
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