Vacaversation

Reid:  My family is celebrating that my 31-year-old cousin has a girlfriend that he's serious about.

Me:  That's awesome!

Reid:  We asked him what he was looking for in a woman and he said "a good Christian girl who likes to cook and clean."  I suggested that if that's how he sums up the women in his life, that might be part of why he's 31 and single.

Me:  But...I mean...that's why you picked me isn't it?

Reid:  Well, obviously. 

...and also because of your badonkadonk.

Me:  Obviously.