Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Court Order

Monkey: We have a new rule at daycare.
Me: Really? What’s that?
Monkey: Ivan and Daniel have to stay five feet away from each other at all times.
Me: Whoa! Do they not get along, or what?
Monkey: The counselors said they were always getting in trouble together…so now they can’t be closer than five feet.

Ahh…the beauty of the kindergarten restraining order!

1 comment:

J.Bro said...

Heh. Unless they find a way to get into trouble together from exactly five feet away. I'm thinking 5'-long ankle-height clothesline.