Cultured

I love my friends!

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Friend: Yeah, well, when it comes to hard liquor, I like the expensive stuff...

Me: Oh, really? I'll have to remember that...

Friend: Yeah, but don't buy any or anything because I can get it for way cheaper at the commissary on base...

Me: Ahh...gotcha. Er...ok, I don't drink a lot of hard liquor...what counts as "the expensive stuff?"

Friend: Oh, you know...for vodka I like Grey Goose...and...I like....um...you know, that shit in the purple bag...

Me: Crown Royal?

Friend: ...yeah! That!
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*snort*
It was a solid minute before I could stop laughing enough to respond... It's fortunate that my friend saw the irony in the moment and was equally amused... Heh...