Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Objects In Mirror

To the driver of the Jeep Grand Cherokee behind me this morning: I'd just like to point out that the towing capacity of the 2000 Ford Focus is remarkably low...so you might do better to drive a few more feet back from my bumper. As an added benefit, this will prevent you from having to run off the road when I (and the three cars in front of me) stop for a turning vehicle. :)

To the GMC Yukon that parks every day in the spot marked "compact:" Yeah, I get it... I wish I were small too.

...commuting makes me giggle. :)

3 comments:

towwas said...

I am amazed by how close people drive to my rear bumper. News flash: it's actually not going to make me go any faster.

MonkeyMom said...

He really did have to pull off to avoid hitting me...it was funny. And, to be fair, I've probably tailgated a time or two myself, but not generally for that length of time (I catch myself in the middle of doing it and go -- you know, it's not going to make them go any faster...)

Oh wait...maybe that was you. :)

towwas said...

Yeah, there's nothing like having the car behind you so close, you can't even see their headlights. What a joy that is. I especially hate when people do it when they could totally pass me - apparently they just prefer to be assholes. For those people, I slow down.